maggalicious's Posts

Deaf people never listen

#funny, #hysterical, #sadbuttrue

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I hate it when I accidentally flip off a deaf person and yell at a blind person

#funny, #deaf, #blind

if god really existed he would make santa give me an easter bunny on my birthday.

#santa, #funny, #god, #jesus, #tshirthell, #easterbunny, #norway, #religion, #salvation

Fun fact: Beating a man in an elevator is now called "to slap man back to world war jay z"

#rap, #jayz, #beyonce, #funny, #chillax, #dailyshow, #dumb, #freespeech

sometimes, just sometimes. I believe a miscarriage can be caused by fetuses committing suicide knowing their parents are reality tv contestants..

#realitytv, #paradisehotel, #survivor, #bigbrother

I love it when people tell me "if you don't believe in free speech you should shut your mouth"

#freespeech, #dumb, #power, #metal