madmess's Posts

what I got this christmas??

fat..

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you don't have to like me. i'm not a facebook status.

Reposted from anonymous

if l was a bird for one day, l'd shit on you first

Reposted from avant-garde

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A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK Virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes.

Reposted from MeMyselfAnd..I

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home is where the pants aren't

Reposted from sashabeck

play
today

work
mañana

Reposted from Broccolum

Skinny girls think they are chubby,
chubby girls think they're fat
and fat girls think they can wear leggings •

Reposted from anonymous

When the cockroaches are wearing party hats, it's time to clean the kitchen.

Reposted from Akatrine

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Men are from earth. Women are from earth.

Deal with it

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Sometimes I need what only you can provide:

your absence.

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when
nothing
goes
right,

go
left.

Reposted from haekaru

The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

Reposted from Lirpae..

my dad told me to be home by 1 am! but... I didn't wanted to leave..

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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when I was little, my momma always told me...

"EAT YOUR SOUP!"

roses are red
violets are blue
I thought I was ugly but then I met you

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you exist but...

do you live?

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Roses are red, violets are blue
I've got Alzheimer's
cheese on toast

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what did the homeless man get for christmas?

nothing.

roses are grey
violets are grey
I'm a dog

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