lory-unicorn's Posts

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them...

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SimonLauper, guido, Lirpae.. and MartinKiiing like this

shit happens I mean... just look at your face.

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guido, Lirpae.., MartinKiiing, musissy and pasquale85 like this

Women are like iPhones..
you have to touch them all over before they respond.

Men are like Blackberries..
rub one ball and everything moves •

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We'll always be friends, you know too much.

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We'll always be friends, you know too much.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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