LordSmash's Posts

Shoutout to ATM fees for making me buy my own money.

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Italiens don't die.

They just pasta way.

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Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant.

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It's been almost 3 years since the end of the world in 2012.

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There's no stronger sunscreen than sitting at the bar.

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10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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Never judge a book by its movie.

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If I wanted to please everyone, I were born as Nutella

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NSA.

The only part of government that ever listens.

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You're a true 90's kid if you ever heard "Get off the Internet.. I need to use the phone."

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Try and fail,
but never fail to try.

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The internet show us how small the world is..

.. but a missing plane shows how big our planet is

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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How to kill a spider: Get a tissue, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down.

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