lemmalemma16's Posts

if you were a drug i would overdose

#pickuplines

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I'm babysitting and i was looking for strawberries and the toddler said

remember, they're red

it was everything i could do not to laugh

#strawberries

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OMG HELP I WAS JUST SINGING MY HEART OUT IN THE CAR AND I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND THERE WAS A GUY STARING AT ME

GUYS HELP IM ACTUALLY SO EMBRASSED

#help

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when people say
it's Adam and Eve not Adam and STEVE i just say

its HOMOsapian not HETEROsapian

#homosapian

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reposted by UserOne

why is it that everything always looks so much simpler after the test is handed back?

#tests

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relationship status:

singing both parts of "baby it's cold outside."

#relationships

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