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its a good thing I dont speak psycho babble or i might be offended by what youre saying.

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my 4yr old says: mom what are you doing today?

me: going to work.

4yr old: maybe you should get married instead.

me: i am married to your dad.

4yr old: does he know that?

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my four yr old at the doctors office today screams: "whats that smell, poop? hey did you poop- I smell pooooooop right mom?"
me: yes

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im exactly the person i want to be until tomorrow.

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save water.. shower with a friend

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I'd rather say sorry than ask permisson

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