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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

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Me? Stalk? Nah, I just observe...
at night... behind a tree...alone...

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$COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES _.-'~~~~~~`-._ / | | \ / | | \ | | | | | ________| |________ | | / ----- \ / ----- \ | / ( ) ( ) \ / \ ----- ( ) ----- / \ / \ / | | \ / \ / \ / | | | | \ / \ / \ / | | | | | | \ / \ /_ \o=====o/ _\ ` - - . . . __ | `-._ _ .-' | __ . . . - - ' | ` ' |$

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THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.

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