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poetry for plumers:
A day spent under the kitchen sink makes for a damn good reason to drink

FORESIGHT
IS
BETTER
THAN
HINDSIGHT
BY
A
DAMNSIGHT

I think the Dems oughta give it a break. As far as im concerned they're all a bunch of scum bag liars n thiefs. Thats why we call them politicians. Just saying you picked your job.

If there's any doubt,
Stay the hell out.
This means if it don't look like your phone,car,notebook,house
You get the picture.

Damn I wish everybodydid

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There once was a gambler named Ed who owns a Mercedes thats Red If hes not beck here soon hes dead. Possible pre-owned Mercedes for sale. Contact Fred

My alone time is for her safety

I ask my young son on the day of his First Holy Communion how many Comandments there were? He replied ten. Then I told him that was wrong, theres eleven. He said eleven? In an obvious state of confusion. I said thats right. You can do any of the first ten.

JUST DONT GET CAUGHT

If you cant kill them with kindness. Slaughter them with a sledgehammer.

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Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of so damn good looking?

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reposted by Boldomatic, krystal, timmer, no1suss and no1suss

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE, YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

THINK YOU MAY JUST START A TREND. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GET BRHIND THE WHEEL. BY THE WAY THIS IS DIRECTED TO THE PEOPLE OF ALBUQUERQUE.........