justno's Posts

if you sit during a concert you are weak and you won't survive the apocalypse

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I'm ugly but lovable.

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I live for the moment when my phone is fully charged so I can unplug it and roll to the other side of the bed

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Could you please hold this for a second
*hands you my problems and runs away*

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do you ever wonder what your most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at you

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Me: *makes a reference only I get and laughs hysterically because I see what I did there*

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I'm the nokia phone in a room full of iphones

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single by choice

just not my choice

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wow, I'm so picky for an ugly person

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Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

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"Mama, heißt das la coeur oder le coeur?"

"Das heißt Likör!"

Bitch please. I can remove 90% of your "beauty" with a wet wipe.

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People who tell you it's too cold to eat ice cream are the kind of negativity you don't need in your life.

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Don't worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.

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Autocorrect has not yet learned how much I swear and how little I talk about ducks.

Reposted from anonymous

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'Cause space was just a word made up by someone who's afraid to get close

#lyrics

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I love the things you hate about yourself

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There are so many types of art but you are my favorite

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