johanne379's Posts

Respect and love your parents,
they pay for your Internet.

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Who used all the toilet paper?

Some ASSHOLE...

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you either say how you feel and fuck it up

or say nothing and let it fuck you up instead

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It's like I'm the only drunk person at this yoga class.

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I killed someone,
you see.
I killed the girl who used to be me

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No one forced you to love me

so why did you need to pretend?

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This isn't home

I couldn't feel more alone

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I wanted you to fight for me and you didn't

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Don't grow up, it's a trap.

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The loneliest people are the kindest, the saddest people smile the brightest, the most damaged people are the wisest, All because they do not want to see people suffer the way they do.

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You are the person I will never stop looking for in a crowded place.

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I like people the way I like my tea.

I hate tea.

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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The word "Listen" has the same letters as the word "Silent".

"So Shut Up"

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I'm actually not funny I'm just mean and people think I'm joking

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,

I thought voldemort was ugly,

But then I saw you.

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Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak, and notice more than you realize. ..

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...

But that's still on the list...

Have you ever stalked someone so hard that you ended up on their brothers roommates cousins sisters page

~ With guys it's "Bros before ho's"...
~ With girls it's "Chicks before dicks"...
~ With ME...it's "WHOEVERS GOT MY FUCKING BACK"

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If burglers broke into my house and searched for money,
I'd just laugh and search with them.

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You're not like me.

You're ugly.

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Life is like a Bollywood movie: colorful, humorous, and usually you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt

~ Mark Twain

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I've got to stop with
this flirting shit!

I almost got myself
into a relationship.

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Fear has two meanings:

Forget
Everything OR
And
Run
Face
Everything
And
Rise

The choice is yours..!!

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I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it into the air...worst transformer ever...

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Don't make me angry and then tell me to calm down.

That's like shooting someone and then wondering why he's bleeding.

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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSIC GENRES

Sentence: I SAW A FLOWER

RAP: Yo, I was hangin' with my muthafuckin' homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden.

POP: I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.

ROCK: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction

EMO: I came across a beautiful flower but it FUCKING DIED.

METAL: ARSGYDSD FLOOOWWWWEEEERRR!!! AZBSVDHJSHDJD IN A FIELD!!!!!

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why do we call it "truth or dare" when we all know it's really "who do you like?" or "awkward sexual task"

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I think of you every time I...

hold a knife.

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if i had 1$ for everytime i got called beautiful i'd have 1$

thanks mom

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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Balloons are so weird...

"Happy birthday, here is a plastic sack of my breath."

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Well...
I just added another one to the "What the fuck was I thinking?" list.

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