Jay95's Posts

Gib deine Träume nicht auf.
Schlaf weiter.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think "oh shit it's the cops"?

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The biggest prank we ever pulled was George W. Bush.

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I keep tinfoil on the head of my dick so the government can't read my mind.

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No YouPorn...
I do not want to play poker,

I'm at work.

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War is when the government tells you who the enemy is.

Revolution is when you figure it out yourself.

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I wanna fuck you and make you feel alright.

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Glück ist

wenn man für den nächsten Tag keinen Wecker stellen muss

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I give good moral support.

Minus the "m" and the whole support thing.

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Don't be afraid of being different.

Be afraid of being the same as everyone else.

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who says nothing is impossible...

i've been doing nothing for years.

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Have you ever been hurt by someone and it feels like you've been stabbed 1000 times in the heart and couldn't do anything about it but deal with it??

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Clean
House
Is The
Sign
of A
Missing
Remote Control

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The "let's order pizza" people are the kind of people I want to be around.

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only trust some~one who can see these three things in you:
the sorrow behind your smile, the love behind your anger and the reason behind your silence

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"Für wie doof hältst du mich eigentlich?"

"Warte kurz, ich muss nur noch kurz mein Einhorn füttern."

"OK, ich warte. "

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Kisses Blown
Are Kisses Wasted..
Kisses aren't Kisses unless They are Tasted..
Kisses Spread Germs And Germs
Are Hated..
So Kiss Me Baby
I'm Vacinated ^_^ x

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11 year old kids crying over boyfriends and girlfriends

When I was 11 I cried about missing Hannah Montana episodes.

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Fuck me, or forget me.
Feel me, or deflect me.
Love me, or hate me.
Want me, or reject me.
Whatever you do,
do it true.
'Cause, I'd do it, like that, with you.

Baby; I like it, raw.

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LIFE is like a BOOK. Some chapters are SAD, some HAPPY and some EXCITING.
But if you never turn the page, the next chapter will always remain unknown.

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Just because you're
trash doesn't mean you
can't do great things.

It's called garbage can,
not garbage cannot!

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So thankful my childhood was filled with imagination & bruises from playing outside, instead of apps & how many likes you can get on a selfie.

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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.

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It's easier to say
I'm fine, because,
what are you
going to do about
it if I'm not?

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My phone is in my hand almost every second of the day so if you think I'm ignoring you I probably am.

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Its easy to stand with the crowd. It takes courage to stand ALONE.

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Ficken bis die Wolken wieder lila sind.

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Hurt me with the Truth but Never comfort me with the Lie...

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When i'm in a new relationship
My stomach always hurt's !

not from Butterflies or anything..

From Holding In Fart 's

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I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD

(unfortunately
it's Buddha)

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A boyfriend should make his girlfriends pussy wet, not her eyes.

A girlfriend should make her boyfriends dick hard, not his life.

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