jakobking13's Posts

Use the force Harry!

-Gandalf

#how, #to, #insult, #four, #types, #of, #geeks

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Speaker:Who are we?
Crowd:Rockguitarists!
SpeakerWhat do we want?
Crowd:Hearingaids!
Speaker:When do we want it?
Crowd:Hearingaids!

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my girlfriend said that she cheated on me with a girl.

Is it wrong if I asked her to let me join in next time?

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Me in the shower: 5 minutes of getting clean and 55 minutes thinking about the meaning of life

#showerthoughts

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The devil was cast out of heaven when he questioned how god treated the people. I wonder why we preach god and not the one that stood up for us

#why, #god, #whynot, #devil

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It is dangerous to be right when the govenrment is wtong

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