JakeWeisman's Posts

Remember the simpler time? When going on the Internet only made you this sad after you masturbated to it?

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I'm so glad some other people were caught being bad in the news so I could avoid looking at my own flaws for yet another day

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Sorry to pander but we’re fighting hard for a Season Four of #ThoseWhoCant & social media engagement is a huge factor! If you’re a fan of #ThoseWhoCant or you were on #ThoseWhoCant or you’ve heard of #ThoseWhoCant or you stole your TV show idea from #ThoseWhoCant tweet about it!

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It's good that so many people are hot because that means it's not that important

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"I decide what anti-semitism is," said the Christian lawmaker who thinks Jews are going to hell

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I tweet so people will suffer

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