jakester's Posts

You can't be angry at lazy people.

They haven't done anything.

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Nice anecdote:

I got these overseas spam callers for some time so I told the kids if people call and talk in a different language, just hang up the phone, they are spammers!

I went on a holiday, where the front desk manager said, welcome, but we were actually expecting you yesterday, we tried calling you several times but the phone was hung up all the time.

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Every time I get pulled over by the Police, I get BSC test. Blood Sarcasm Content test.

Time to stop posting and driving

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I'VE DECIDED I'LL NEVER GET DOWN TO MY ORIGINAL WEIGHT AND I'M OK WITH THAT,

AFTER ALL, 6LBS 3OZ IS JUST NOT REALISTIC!

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I love turning the clocks back so it gets dark by 4pm...

Said no one ever...

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ask-hole
(noun)

A person who constantly asks for advice yet always does the opposite

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