Imre's Posts

Chocolate solves everything...

Except obesity.

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Gonna put a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I am the star •

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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013 which I should've done in 2012 because I promised them in 2011 and planned in 2010.

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When I old. I will mary food. Because I have got good taste.

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others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

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I just awesomed all over the place.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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My laundry basket has the flu... it keeps throwing up dirty clothes.

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Fear cannot hurt you.
When it washes over you give it no power.
its a snake with no venom.

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A perfectly useable set of 24 hours wasted on total and utter bullshit.. Oh how I love sundays!

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No officer I'm not a chronic speeder... I'm just always late! ;)

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I am not single.
I'm dating forever alone.

#singleandproud, #loner, #forever, #love, @dating

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