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Imre

I am not single.
I'm dating forever alone.

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Chocolate solves everything...

Except obesity.

3

My laundry basket has the flu... it keeps throwing up dirty clothes.

3

A perfectly useable set of 24 hours wasted on total and utter bullshit.. Oh how I love sundays!

2

Fear cannot hurt you.
When it washes over you give it no power.
its a snake with no venom.

2

Gonna put a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I am the star •

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When I old. I will mary food. Because I have got good taste.

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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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