Hollo's Posts

Explain Internet: Simultaneously the best and worst thing to ever happen to humanity, also boobs.

If I had to describe my reflexes with an animal, it would probably be a stone.

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Women can emphasize the word "aha" in 37 ways. 12 of them are even deadly!

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i like how automatic doors just get out of my way. i wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me.

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My mother just sent me a picture of a gift voucher I gave her when i was a kid: "Clean up once."
She'd like to redeem it today.

She's got more.

I'm screwed

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Have an sober January. Lost three kilos so far and my will to live.

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