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THE WORLD'S SHORTEST JOKE

2 women sitting quietly....

@rookierepka2, @Liliflower33, @ivanamilicevic, @TriesteKDunn, @antonystarr

The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did, she began walking faster and faster so I did,
she started running so I did,
she started screaming so I did,.
I don't know what we were running from but I was terrified

@rookierepka2, @Liliflower33, @trieste, @ivanamilicevic

MY WIFE AND I WERE HAPPY FOR TWENTY YEARS THEN WE MET.

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@rookierepka2, @MeenaUnity, @violetviii

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MY WIFE AND I WERE HAPPY FOR TWENTY YEARS THEN WE MET.

@rookierepka2, @TriesteKDunn, @ivanamilicevic, @MeenaUnity, @violetviii

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"you know scicilians are great liars. The best in the world.
I'm a sicilian,my father was the world heavyweight champion of liars.

Now am I lying?

@MeenaUnity, @rookierepka2

IN HIS EAGERNESS TO SAVE YOU, YOUR GOD HAS ALSO SAVED THE ROMAN FLEET!

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