embe's Posts

Oh fuckedy, fuck, fuck, fuck.

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my ideal body weight is yours on top of mine

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It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

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the lion and tiger might be powerful...
but the wolf does not perform in the circus

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Love what you have before life teaches you to love what you've lost.

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Work until your idols become your rivals.

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Can february march?

No. But april may

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Anybody have any plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?

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YOUR
PHONE SCREEN
IS BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE.

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don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

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Yes mom I know my room is a mess it's a metaphor for my life, i'm trying to be poetic.

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Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

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Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

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Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?... That's common sense leaving your body.

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I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

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The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

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Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

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I just awesomed all over the place.

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If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

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Women want someone who can make them laugh and someone who they feel safe with,
so basically, a clown ninja.

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If I'm still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.

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maybe we're just in love with the idea of being loved

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I love it when people judge me, it's funny to see them think I care.

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loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport

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Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

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