doubleb's Posts

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If she's still ugly after the 7th beer... give up.

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BEAST
MODE

» ON

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Because fuck you, that's why.

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The next time you get a call from a blocked number answer the phone and say, "It's done, but there's blood everywhere."

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Therapist..?
You mean bartender!?

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Come to the
dark side

we have
cookies

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The hardest part about beginning a new relationship is learning to fart quietly again...

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Good friends are like underpants, they cover your ass when you need them to.

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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings.

I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

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My damn iPhone is broken.

I pressed the home button and I'm still at work...

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I'm one of the nicest assholes you could ever hope to meet.

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ALCOHOL DOESN'T CAUSE HANGOVERS WAKING UP DOES

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IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE DIFFERENT, DON'T EVER CHANGE.

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