dmugica's Posts

Anaaaaaaaa. te tocaaaa

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Anaaaaaaaa. te tocaaaa

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

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I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

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Always love a women for her personality.

They have like 10, so you can choose.

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I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply.

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You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.

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People
spend so
much money
on buying clothes without realizing
that the best things
are enjoyed
naked •

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People
spend so
much money
on buying clothes without realizing
that the best things
are enjoyed
naked •

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I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life
-
if I die next thursday.

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people wait all
week for friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness

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I'm having a fruit salad for dinner. Its mostly grapes. Actually, its all grapes. Fermented grapes. Okay, I'm having wine for dinner.

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I'm having a fruit salad for dinner. Its mostly grapes. Actually, its all grapes. Fermented grapes. Okay, I'm having wine for dinner.

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better
to loose
a lover
than
to love
a loser

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I used to be fucking stupid.
But then we broke up.

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A good
man can make
you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world..

oh sorry,
that's wine..
wine does that •

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Sex with an ex.

Same as if you shower and wear your dirty underwear again.

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BEAUTIFUL THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM

THE NEGATIVE SHIT

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others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

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i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

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I'm on a seafood diet.
I see food and I eat it.

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Save a horse; ride a cowboy.

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F CK.
i just need U

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The guy who discovered milk...
What was he doing with the cow?

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play
today

work
mañana

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what ever happened to sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll?
all we've got left is aids, crack and techno!

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a virgin getting pregnant, l can believe. but three wise men?

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Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.

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zombies eat brains...

you're safe.

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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you're friday on monday

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Everything in theory also works in practice.

In theory.

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The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons
and morons.

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laugh and the world laughs with you,

snore and you sleep alone.

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I'm over you -
all over you.

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I wake up everyday intending to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.

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$I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them$

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2+2=fish 3+3=eight 7+7=triangle
Only smart people will get this. Repost if you get it.

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beer makes you see double and feel single

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We'll always be friends, you know too much.

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ALCOHOL DOESN'T CAUSE HANGOVERS WAKING UP DOES

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i'm not
anti-social.

i'm
anti-stupid.

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what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish

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Can you
FUCK
read between
YOU
the lines.

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Sad story: my favorite Italian chef died. In other words, he pasta way.

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90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women either.

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Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously dont know what to do with them in the bedroom.

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Sex? No thanks, my life fucks me every day

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everytime you speak, i can feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one

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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013 which I should've done in 2012 because I promised them in 2011 and planned in 2010.

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I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

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relationship starts with ...
"can we talk?"

and ends with ...
"we need to talk."

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what's the difference between a homeless guy and a hipster?

-the iPhone

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better
to loose
a lover
than
to love
a loser

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I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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I HATE BEING
BIPOLAR
IT IS AWESOME

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when
nothing
goes
right,

go
left.

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Put your "faith" between my legs.

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I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

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If women ruled this world, there would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

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recently, i called my mother at 3 am. just to let her know how it is, when she calls me on sunday 1 pm.

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I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less.

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FLY LIKE AN EAGLE.

FUCK LIKE A RABBIT.

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The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

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The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

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others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

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justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

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Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.

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