dimitrosh_'s Posts

We always think about what we don't have. Rarely about what we already have.

Reposted from lilymarlen

you don't grow taller by cutting others down

Reposted from tweetybird

Before you ask someone why they hate you,

ask yourself why you

give a shit.

#hate, #ask, #yourself

I always keep a fire extinguisher next to the stove when my wife is cooking.

So if the foods starts to burn

I can hit her with it.

#fire, #extinguisher, #cooking, #wife

I told you that i'll be there in 5 minutes!

You don't have to call me every half hour!!!

reposted by oda00m

How to find the vegetarian at a homeparty?

You don't have to.

He will say it...
20 times.
To everyone.
Also to the neighborhood.

#vegetarian, #party

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