deividas1717's Posts

3 horrible things in life:

1) Seeing your mom cry.

2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else.

3) Slow Internet.

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Who needs April Fools when your entire life is a joke.

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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Life is NOT like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos - what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

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SEX, HUGS
AND SOCKS
WITH HOLES

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It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them-

The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever...

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