danieljdam's Posts

I am not a normal broke.

I am a high-class broke.

I am
broqué.

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Pardon my French, but watch le fuck out

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Drunk in
love with you.
And also stone
cold sober.

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Laughter
is the best medicine
unless you have diarrhea.

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I tried seeing from your point of view... but, two heads don't fit up your ass.

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if a turtle loses its shell....

is it naked, or homeless?

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