D007's Posts

Don't care about your gravestone! You'll never read it!

#gravestone

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This man was killed by a bomb.
R.I.P
Rest in pieces

#gravestone

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Omg! What do I have to say now?

#firstdate

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First words:
How much will I earn?

#jobinterview

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Me: Can you help me to hang my self?
Dad: What?! Are you crazy???
Me: F*** autocorrection! Can you help me to hang my shelf?

#autocorrect

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Swim goldfish, swim!

#escapetheaquarium

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