curlycomedy's Posts

Some grapes don't make it through
medical school
because
it turns their stomachs
to work on real raisins.

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The world is your oyster! Stinky. Expensive. Scary-looking. -@curlycomedy

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When I say, "No problem," I mean, "YOU REMEMBER THIS FAVOR FOREVER!" -@curlycomedy

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i'm sorry
for what
i said when i was hungry.

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you can share your birthday publicly but it's better to tell individuals & celebrate it every day -@curlycomedy

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