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?? Kate! Thanks for sharing that article with me, I'm ready to get to work and dress the part – sizing may be an issue because my body is downright weird, but we'll make it work.

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God is looking down on humans right now thinking, “Damn. Maybe I should try dinosaurs again?”

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Cats can’t spread COVID but trust me, those assholes will figure out a way.

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President Trump just demanded to see Twitter’s birth certificate.

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My kids have started saying "Leave Meeting" when they want me to stop talking.

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So, that’s what it’s like to wax the mold off an old potato. What'd everyone else get up to today?

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