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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

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The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

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Forgive your enemy, but remember the fuckers name!

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never be a part of something you don't believe in.

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I have no problem texting while driving, but I won't text while going down stairs. That shits dangerous.

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Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips

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