cecilia's Posts

I never lose something I just misplace it

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You never realise how much runs on electricity till it goes out.....

Who turned the lights out???

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My daily routine:
wake up
bold
get up
bold
school
bold
be awesome
bold
school
bold
go back to sleep

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Speaking is silver.

Writing is Bold.

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wish everyone an egg-stra eggcellent easter weekend

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You never realize how many things runs on electricity until it goes out...

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You call it making a mess.

I call it marking my territory.

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Daily routine:

wake up
be awesome
go back to sleep

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You call it lazy.

I call it selective participation.

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How do you tell if your chocolate bunny is a boy or girl?

Bite its head...if it's hollow, it's a boy.

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For 1st April, Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around.

So people would post updates on who they stalk.

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If someone is
ugly,
you call them a stalker.

If the person is good looking
you call them a secret admirer.

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Of course your opinion matters,

Just not to me.

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Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

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This Bold contains a virus.

You can rescue your phone while douse it in hot water.

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Freak out your neighbours by renaming your WiFi to

"Police Surveillance Van"

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It's really rude to talk while I'm interrupting.

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You never know what you've got until it's gone.

For example, internet connection.

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Don't make me angry and then tell me to calm down.

That's like shooting someone and then wondering why he's bleeding.

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I love finding money in my clothes.
It's like a gift from me to me.

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ich liebe...
meine familie
meine freund
und meine freundin

CucumberFaceToner

• 1/2 cucumber, chopped
• 3 TBSP witch hazel
• 2 TBSP distilled water

blend cucumber, witch hazel, and water till smooth. pour mixture through fine sieve. bottle. keep in fridge for 2-3 weeks. mist. [Bold Recipe]

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I eat because I'm depressed, and I'm depressed because I eat.

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I love the weekend, but I hate when the week ends.

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whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH".

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ME: i'm finally happy :)
LIFE: shit, that can't happen!

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It's not easy when it's tough

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I wish I didn't have to be dependent on wishes.

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Never say never.

Except when you say this phrase.

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A fireworks is like a colourful explosion, it... Wait, that's exactly what it is.

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Today is a good day...

...to become a bad day.

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-Sire, we are surrounded!

-Excellent, now we can attack from every direction!

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Is it just me, or is it just me that says "is it just me" too often?

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You're weird. I like you.

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The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I can't speak english.

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Lord have mercy on the toilet after me eating mexican food.

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Don't wait for the storm to pass, learn to dance in the rain.

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A day without sunshine is like... well, you know, night.

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You don't know what you know until you know what you don't know... Or something

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Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

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$Dear math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.$

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Ein
Zwei
Polizei

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I miss the time when songs were actually recorded with real instruments.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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Trust me when I say, don't trust anyone.

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"Ladies first" is yet another way to stare at a girls booty.

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$Make little things count. Teach midgets math.$

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I'm not stupid, I'm just unlucky when I think.

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When money speaks, the truth is silent

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

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I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it.

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Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.

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I'm not actually funny. I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.

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Some peolpe are so poor, all they have is money.

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Bold is really about how much you can rip off of the internet.

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Everybody, CALM THE FUCK DOWN FOR A SECOND.

What colour is a mirror?

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I've wondered, when cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

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There is no place like somewhere that doesn't exist.

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Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

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If I ever find Monday, I'll snap his neck.

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SteveBob likes this

When I step in the bathroom, I'm teleported to a whole new world. The shower becomes my stage, and the showerhead my microphone.

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There are only two goals in football.

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Parents are somehow the only people you'd do anything for, but still do anything to move away from.

?.?

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You
Only
Live
Once;)

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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IDIOTITIS:

A disease which causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands are affected. Might be contagious.

Best defense:
Slap and run!

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Whatever you do always give 100%..
unless you're donating blood •

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SteveBob and cecilia like this

D rop
E verything
A nd
R ead

T his
I s
M y
E verything

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IDIOTITIS:

A disease which causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands are affected. Might be contagious.

Best defense:
Slap and run!

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