carrotsara's Posts

"Doctor, I have this
excruciating pain in
my left ear."
- "Alright, take off
you clothes and I'll
have a look."

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Alcohol damaged my short-term memory,
my long-time memory, but also my short-term memory.

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Here's to the nights that turned into mornings with the friends that turned into family.
Cheers to you.

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Did you just fart? Cause I've been blown away.

#pickuplines#funny

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To blame all muslims
for terrorists,
is like blaming all musician for
Justin Bieber.

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Take a shower, wash off the day. Drink a glass of water. Make the room dark. Lie down and close your eyes. Notice the silence. Notice your heart. Still beating. Still fighting. You made it, after all. You made it, another day. And you can one more. You're just doing fine..

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