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it ain't over
'til
the
fat
lady
sings.

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in case you're waiting for a sign:

this is it.

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Behind every successful woman stands a man ...

staring at her butt.

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gossips are like dicks - always in the loose yap of any bitch.

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I'm about to take a hot shower.
Which is almost like a regular shower, but with me in it.

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moaning "oh my god" on sunday mornings doesn't count as "church attendance".

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