berliner's Posts

the moment you realise 2022 is pronounced "2020 too".

Reposted from graceyo

The lifetime you gain by drinking 2.5 liters of water every day is spent pissing.

Reposted from TimBuktu

Statt dem Münchener Stadion könnten wir doch alle Kirchen und Moscheen in Regenbogenfarben erleuchten lassen damit die ganze Welt sieht, wie ernst es uns mit Toleranz und Vielfalt ist!

Reposted from TimBuktu

Kid; Mom, what is dark humor?

Mom; Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid; Mom I'm blind
Mom; Exactly

Reposted from Fionacatherine

“Hello, Rabbit,” he said, “Is that you?”

“Lets pretend it isnt,” said Rabbit, “And see what happens.”

Winnie-the-Pooh

Reposted from CurrentNobody

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And don't you eat that yellow snow.

Frank Zappa

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