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your sucking dogdick dont constitute you having a job slob

pinky finger little man.

i want to fuck
any one intrested?

NOT YOU!

wildfire thats the feeling i remember caused by lust for a sexy man in my pelvic region that i miss so much

Are you nasty? Can you make me wet?Do you cause butterflys in peoples stomach's
WELL OF COURSE YOU DO YOU DIRTY LITTLE SCROUNGY MAN AND YOU MAKE MY EYES TEAR UP FROM THE SIGHT OF YOU,YOU ALSO TURN MY STOMACH

TRUST IN GOD
GIVE YOURSELF UNTO HIM
BE FREE FROM THE CHAINS THAT BIND YOU

GO HOLD A SIGN
BETTER YET GET A JOB SLOB

yucky scrawny man, whos scum keeps begging for dope from everyone he sees. i hate drug addict beggers

U KNOW U'R BEAT WHEN U Cum

you wanna fight ?
then stick your head up your ass and fight for air pal!

fight for freedom fuck for fun

oh, are you mad? Good !

believe you can do anything
be anybody and have anything go anywhere say anything love everyone becuse in dreams anything can happen

you baggy skinned old bag of bones

just ask miss pretty

you know why the man crossed the road?
because he stunk and he thought fish feard him

I dont about. you but I dont like the band

he loves. me
he loves
me not
he loves me he loves m
aw screw this lets just fuck

the people who once clImed to be my friend turned out to be my enemy talk about keeping your enemy closer
HOW DO YOU THINK THEY BECAME ENEMYS

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never underestimate the people that claim to be friends. you my wind feeling played more than a poker game

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rubbing a fish on a creek dweller would be a vast improvement

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mommy she says i stink like a rotten fish

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THE USERS MOTTO TO LIVE BY.
dont
shmooze them unless you can use and abuse them propely

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that feeling of relief that warms inside you when you know the user has left your life and you are glad

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LETS GET OUR STORYS
STRAIGHT!

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Temping is the sweetness of your cock inside my mouth sliding. accross all of my taste buds

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TheTruth Is Im Addicted To Writing On Boldmatic I Dont Dare Stop For Fear I Will Suffer A Seizure

#truthordare

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Im a habitual bold writer offeder

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I saw him
I liked him
I had to have him
So I tryed him
And I dumped him.
BUt I tryed him again
And he dumped me

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I'd like to buy the world a coke.
But I'm afraid they would smoke it.

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The Newest Studys Show Woman In Thier
50' s Are The New 30 's

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woman need to be fucked at least once a day even if they arent aware of it

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i need to work my fingers out so i can quit mispelling words
want to help me out?GOOD let jack you off

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you make cream my jeans

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helping the homeless dont running them out from thier campsight

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on behalf of all the other woman in the world may i just say WHEW !

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you. are the reason woman turn into lesbians

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go my child and see where mommys at first them come back snd cuddle with daddy

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i took a hit off my pipe,
i got a head rush
i started hearing voices that told. me
TOe GET OUT OF THE CAR PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD...
oh' look a pipe lets smoke it the cop said to the other cop after putting me in the back of his patrol car.

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He told me to spread 'em as he ran his hand between ny legs then he bent me over the hood of his car moving his hand all over me and then.... he arrested me.

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AMERICAN CANABALISAM

EAT A HOOKER

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boldmatic
a place even hookers can go to express thier selves and not be judged

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when i was young and this guy took my virginity i tryed to press charges for robbery

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i got mine!
now for yours

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youth is one of the worlds most wonderful treasures, hold on to it as long as you can remember it forever

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in the darkness of the night. you are the only presence you can feel....unless your fucking or the dog jumps on you or your bed partner is either tugging the blankets,your kids jump on you or you partner is spasming in his sleep and hitting you

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DADDY I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH !
THEY DARED ME TO SUCK HIM OFF SO I DID ,ITS AS SIMPLE AS THAT .
NOW CAN I GO PLAY.

#truthordare

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GOD STOP STARRINGAT ME .
HAVENT YOU EVER SEEN A WOMAN FINGER HERSELF ON HER PORCH BEFORE ? SHEESH!!!!

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LEAVE ME ALONE FUCKER

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men to women(boobs)

the bigger the better the tighter the sweater

woman to men(wallet)
the bigger the better get the pantys wetter

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true going green will help global warming so i dare everyone to go green today

#truthordare

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its true ive been following. you but dont you dare ask me to stop

#truthordare

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the truth will set you free now i dare you to leave

#truthordare

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its a drag when you beg

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me me me
someonelse
me me me oh yeah you.< NOT!
me me me
someoneles. dick. k

people that have homes dont realize just how much of a luxurie haveing a toilet is or a door. power or a water faucet a bowdryer even a stove pr clean cloths they naturaly take it for granted.

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when your homeless the top 10 luxuries you miss the most are ....
1.shower
2.Toilet
3.tv
4.stove
5bed
6water faucet
8refrigerator
9washer/dryer
10computor

if you were homeless you would never miss camping again

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DO U KNOW Y THIER CALLED SMART PHONES ?

BECAUSE IF THEY CALLED THEM DUMB PHONES NOBODY. WOULD BUY THEM

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you know why they call them smart phones?

because if they called them dumb phones nobody would buy them

truth be known i dare you to give up your phone

#truthordare, #smart, #phones, #dum, #people

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i live vicarously through boldmatic

yackenoff.simplify.com
google+.com.diply

i dream

i second that post that says i can post whatever i want pn boldmatic

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i was looken back to see aas you were looken back to see if i were looken. back to see if you were looke.n back at me

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my dicks bigger than your dick

roses are red that is the truth but i dare you to pick one and stick one in vase with some beer. the edges will be lined with yellow and softly make the red rose look more mellow.

find someone to laugh with

when your feeling blue step out into the sun and will cheer you

today i will feel the power and rise above all adversity

THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOR EVER BABY I JUST GOT STARTED LOVIN YOU

TAKE IT LIKE A REAL MAN

CONTROL YOUR URGES WITH
ORAL GEL
ITS NOT USED ON JUST GUMS
ANYMORE !

The other solution to birth control is thought of by many as...
LEZBIANS

are you following
me?
ok, then mind if i follow....
someone elses posts!

ill tell the truth i will not lie, and dare to be bold. now ill tell you why.....
ITS A TRUTH OR DARE CONTEST
i explaind with a sigh!.

#truthordare

I looked down and saw your face and thought to myself
hmmm thats not your place....
to be lieing faceup between my feet,but then I thought again. and with a grin and adked him baby would you like to eat?

My boyfriend if i was ready to make up

I looked at him and replied yes.
I am, then turned grabbed my makeup bag and walked over to the mirror

my boyfriend just told me he wants to break up

I looked at him and replied. so start crying.

its a dog eat dog world out there and im starving

im thinking of good vibrations
will you excuse me
ill be back in a minute my vibrators sending me telspathic thoughts and i must handel it

i had a two headed dildo once but i broke up him

go green
fuck a cucumber

is it true that bold matic dares you to be explicitly original in you writings

growth in life comes from learning lessons good and bad

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A wise man once said...
To be considerd a worthy human being in the eyes of others one must first be worthy in the eyes of the Lord and in the heart of ones self.

Listen as you speak and hear what your saying you may begin seeing yourself as others have always seen you.

Lolipops are fine for little girls but im a woman and I like sucking dick.

Because Im worth it and you need to give me the recognition
I deserve

Dont play me stupid

Hold on let me get this straight, now you want me to belive you arent blaming me for your short
cummings

when you tell me you still care about me, dos that really mean its over?

if in dought pull him out!

trust only in what you know absolutly about

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when in dought throw. him out!

your only young once -go out and live it up while you still can.

its true ive been following you!
What' you dare me to continue?W
why would you. be so bold as to stop me?

#truthordare

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i dont need you i have cats

you see me walking so you try to catch up
but you get disapointed as i keep on walking. I let out sigh and ask you whats up?
without hesitation i trun and say.
Your the one who cheated so just go away.

its a little to little
its a little to gone
im just tired of just hanging on
im going let go while im strong enough to.

Dare to be bold.
You can tell me the truth, you have been following me havent you!
Right on!

i am the hottest. sexiest most desireable woman you will ever come across."eerch!"
Wait a minute thats not me thsts you .
No! its not you its me!

the truth is sexy it is couragous. it is dareing and bold
Can you tell the truth and be all of the above?

#truthordare

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if you lie to me make it sound like the TRUTH.
I really dont want to. have to knock out a toorh andif you DARE to cheat. make sure you hide
when it happens. it will be your suiside

My solitary confinment is perfectly fine by me.
Now if only I could make the others see.
No pressure from visitors expecting me to entertain.
It's just peace and quiet with me my pets that arent acting insane.

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when your done moving your campand if its before 9pm come over.
(if you want)
( to i mean)

BE A TRENDSETTER
START FUCKING IN PUBLIC AND GETTING DRUNK IN PRIVET

after im w)itherd and old and i dont serve much purpouse any more except to write posts on bold.
Then will you still love me?

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i wish i knew how to
JUST SAY NO !

liking my posts would be such a thrill.
knowing i have quite a few followers
some being shooters the others being swallowers.

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when i want any lip from you honey i'll be sitting on your face.

the truth is that i wouldnt dare waste anytime jumping jason stathems bones

roses are red violets are blue
oh'Shut the hellup

hot digity dog digity mmm what you do to me

I dont dare ask for the truth to be told
for I am afraid you would be a little to bold.

#truthordare

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i dont dare ask for the truth im afraid i would really get it!

San Jose, United States

#truthordare

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WOULD YOU DARE CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE ?
IF THE TRUTH CAME OUT SHE WOULD TAKE YOUR LIFE?

#truthordare

how dare you smell my underwear
if they had been soild first i wouldnt care
but truth be known i just bout them early today
if i had known you were like this i wouldnt have thrown the soild pair a waway
, but now i do know so heres a pair that are slightly soild at best
your welcome. to smell them if you win me this contest.

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a round rainbow Oh' what a beautiful day.
The mountians the trees
the medows and streams a dog playing with cat
a jewled gown and a fancy hat a rock band and amagian a man and a woman
MAKE THIS WORLD THAT WE LIVE IN A WONDETFUL PLACE

Have you written a post lately?

NO????

WELL GET ON IT
THERES SO MUCH ONE CAN SAY ON BOLD

we're waiting!

Just give one reason and I'll turn right back around

is it wrong to say bolatic in my posts
please comment on this sombody with actual knowledge of this dilimha

NOBODYS PERFECT
except at being who they truely are....

HENCE THE PHRASE:
YOUR NEIGHBOR

)(YOUR FELLOW )
(HUMAN BEING )

im back
im back in the saddle again
AREOSMITH

when they love thy neighbor. what they mean is. TAKE THE OPPERTUNITY TO APPRICIATE. AND RESPECT ANOTHER FELLOW HUMANE BEING AS THEY , SO THAT WILL DO FOR YOU IN RETURN

Im only a female in apperance
Im no longer a woman inside anymore, now im a walking talki.g carcus

#I, #would, #enduer, #every., #mentral, #cycle, #ever, #had, #if, #could., #trade

I can only dream of when I had urges to fuck because those doctors ruiend me forever

i want to feel that hot desire to fuck some sexy man like i used to feel

whisper hot and nasty to me say it so i cant resist taking you

fall in line soldier

who cares just eat it pal

i hate when my phone fucks up

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yeah i did ad midol but the caffine gave me an ulser so now its easier to bitch

Early mornings Arent for me

if your going my way then youll be going all the way

Do you like fish?

YOU
DO
NOW !

EXCUSE MY POSTS for IF THEY SEEM
you see i havr m
Mixlexia
(ITS THE.INABILITY TO RECOGNIZE THAT I. ACCIDENTLYMIS SPEJJ WORDES. OR. LEAVE A LETTR OR WORDD OUT ALTOGEHRR

one of my fondest memorys is that right before my mom passed on she yold me she understood why i turned out like i did and she was sorry ,she never ment to effect the way she did yhen she said you were always my baby. and i love you. those were the last words o ever jrsrd her speak to me,
I LOVR YOU MOMMA

alot of people talk shit because thier heads are always up thier ass's.

why dos the ocean roar?

YOU WOULD TO IF YOU HAD CRABS ON YOUR BOTTOM

roses are red violets are blue, id want to fuck if i were looking at you

another shot of my babys love
yeah yeah yeah

Snatch
Clap Beaver
do,do,do

roll roll roll a joint twist it at the ends light it up take puff. then. hit it once again

See Dick run
See Spot run
Dick ran from JanesFather
while Dicks Spot ran down Janes leg

hell to the No!

body alarms thier over rated

boy meets girl boy jumps girl, girl crys for more boy. explains I cant afford it you whore

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popped in his tumb and pulled out someones cum

Whip it in
whip it out
whipe it off and worry

pussy up titties down spread those legs from town to town.

as high as a mountian. and as low as the grass is how i keep finding my ass

yak yak yak yak
yak yak
yak yak

what S.T.D
gets a round of applause and a standing ovation ?

THE CLAP

if a cop asked a white guy and a black guy if they have any sharp objects in thier pockets before searching them what do they reply'

-----------------------
white guy replys....
SEARCH ME

black guy reply.....
BEATS ME

Loving spoonful
------------
A careing
GYOBN

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I talk so much shit that i had mouth wash dispenser installed to freshen my breath

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whats
a selfi?

masterbation

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I was feeling rejected so i raped self but I was very disapointed !

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I never met a man i couldnt beat(off)

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What is a
glory hole?
(gutter brain)
its also a church! sheeesh!

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Follow the bold road
it'll take you where you need to be

karma has away of biting you right.in the ass....
if your an ass hole!

to be disapointed has got to be one of the worst feelings ever

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is your whole life built on piles of lies and excuses?
hmmm... sounds about right!

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We're all Americans
think we
can show some appriciation for it?
NOPE I STILL DONT FEEL THE APPRICIATION UNITY HERE PEOPLE .

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DIPSHIT
shut the hell up
huh!

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if you talk the talk make sure you can walk the walk or sit your ass home

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yo homey
blow me

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there are those who think they control things and others who know better

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i gotta quit writing when im spun

dont push me to the for your friends i love you, do they?

I LOVE COTTON CANDY WRAPPED AROUND YOUR DICK

(Repeated post)

Your so damn unattractive even your zipper wouldnt go down on you !

Will you please peal yourself off me?

No!

IF THERES NOBODY AROUND ARE YOU STILL CENTER OF ATTENTION

whos afraid of the big bad wolf?

YEAH GO WALTER
WHITE
BREAKING BAD!

will you forgive me

Teach new generations love, honor respect, truth, confidence, labor,sharing,compassion body langue,undestanding,educatilon
PLESSE. AD TO THIS LIST. IF YOI CAN

the story goes like this...
ONCE APON A TIME THERE INTO THIS WORLD A BABY GIRL WAS BORN
AND SHE WAS SUPERIOR OVER MEN AS WERE ALL WOMAN BUT THIS ONE WAS BORN TO BE THE SUPERIOR SLUT

THE END.

youll know me when you blow me
you knew me when you blew me

when some says...
ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD
i say...
THATS WHERE EVERY SPOKEN THOUGHT STARTS.
unless your you and it appearantly its in your ass!

day dreams nightmares fantasy fiction and of course reality they all begin in your mind, RIGHT?

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your sooo short you could ride a goat as a horse

seeking zipper level man for party favors and entrtainment
purpouses only

look up every once in awhile so i know you know who your sucking

my female dog tries to hump my male cat

do you know what a fumpwah is?
its the sound of my foot going up your ass and the sound of your screech afterwards

he's sooo truculant

truculant is that even a word?

you know your hot when someone mistakes you for a habanero

i wanna plaaay
someone
plaaaay with meee.

dont strain your brain we like the juices.

someone breeds'em
someone feeds'em
then you come along and bleed'em

FOR AS SMALL AS MY MOUTH IS I CANT BELIEVE THE AMOUNT OF SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF IT!

PUT YOUR DICK BETWEEN MY TITS (erch!)

what do you mean my tits are to smal?

THEN PUT IT BETWEEN MY LIPS ass hole

a gentlemen will be polite enough to ask before raping you

BAD GIRLS ARENT THE ONLY ONES WHO MASTERBATE THEY JUST PROBLY DO IT MORE OFFTEN

am i so dum that i will continue to fuck myself by staying with you

every time i try to run away and hide my baggage finds me

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ya know i heard if you stare at something long enouh it starts looking like a dick !
oh yeah?
Well I been staring at boldmatic for so long now,a few people look like dicks

GLORY IS HAVING A GOOD MAN TO FIST

when you were a little girl did you ever sit arond and think to yourself...
FUCK CINDERELLA I WANNA GROW UP TO BE A WHORE !

nobody ever said I WANT TO GROW UP AND BE A PUNK BITCH
so why are so many men striving to achive that goal in AMERICA

GIVE A LITTLE LOVE TONIGHT

but make sure you get paid upfront first

when you can laugh at yourself you can laugh st anybody

there aint no thing like laughin again

make some noise when you fuck people draw a crowed!

I LOVE MORNINGS WHEN I DISCOVER I GOT OFF IN MY SLEEP
still moist and sticky

its that time again folks ....
GANG BANG PARTY !!!!!

its morning time for a big fat bowl to puff

How many lickd dose it take to get to the center of a woman

ONE !

You "lick her
You fuck her
Then
You center away!

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I like. the part in [Breaking Bad]
when[ Jessy ] salutes. (like the germans did).

then tells Walter White
well Hile Hitler Bitch !

?

WITH GODS BLESSING 8/2014

I am a grandma just like you, however this will seem strange. to probly most of you.
You see my grand son is actualy a dog. or three but thats how GOD blessed me with a family .They see me as grandma well... truth be told one of them do and I see them as my true grandogs too!

OWED TO COWBOY. 8/2014

warm tears stream down my cheeks . Sorrow inside them of nothing to speak .
Empty sadness
fills my hearty Silently praying and pleading "please God dont let him keep us apart.
My heart aches to see cowboy once again smiling up at me.
BARKING: GRANDMA GOD KNOWS I LOVE YOU JUST LIKE HE KNOWD YOU LOVE ME.

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the loss of a friend leaves me crying asking why couldnt he just. try to betterhimslf

any times the right time to say

I look good and I know it!

I "have"
no time for slime

Carma has away with presenting its self in a familiar yet unfamiliar way and somtimes at the most inopertune times .

One's
learned behavior is majorly influenced by thier community, schools, friends,
siblings and yet even more so by thier parents , and as we get older knowing right from wrong is not an opertunity to claim ignorance as selfish excuse.
Its an oppertunity to show. what your made of

#i, #could, #said, #that, #in, #less, #words

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so now you hate. the person. but why

NO RELATIONSHIP WAS CREATED BY ONLY ONE OF THE TWO INDIVIDUALS THAT IT TAKES TO MAKE A RELATIONSJIP SO WHY BLAME EACH OTHER?

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you cant blame anybody for anything you were apart of untill after you. take the blame for your part. first

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IF YOU DONT LIKE YOUR SITUATION CALLED YOUR LIFE WHY DID YOU HELP CREATE IT

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Man theres alot of Bitching on bold matic

im. skinny i dont care what you say

#thank, #you

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You all should regard my place on the planet

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when push comes to shove
then and only then am I going to th back of the line

(you can go ahead of me.)

define being my friend now define being yours

i prefre strangers comments more than friends because thier biast and bold

Dont say no to wet pussy

Lick your lips
Grab my hips
And I'll give you the fucking of your life.

I'll wear edible pantys if you eat them off right now

You want a piece of me?
Sorry it's all or nothing.
You make the call stud.

i ride hard and i ride mean im the sexiest woman you ever seen

The love you need I cannot give Fore I have limits and your a squid.

#breakup

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The love you need I cannot give.
Fore I have limits and your a squid.

we're.in bed about to do the big nasty when suddenly i wake up look at you and relize your not Jason Stathem

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PEOPLE DONT EVER SWEAT ME AS A THIEF, OR a LIAR
Just one who. has no patients or tollernce for stupidity and one explosive temper!

my moto in life is. Earn the right to be trusted.

I know any time Im sick I take my but to a doctor at the earliest detection , I dont sit and wait to see if it passes.
YOU JUST NEVER KNOW !

I PROMIS I WONT CALL YOU NAMES NO MORE

when ever I send you away I alwsys miss your dog,
COWBOY COME SEE ME

CAN i jack you off?

It is you. Its never been me its you, you,you,you,you,you!

we have to break up my Dildos getting jelous

I DIDNT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL
you did that!
I MADE YOU SOUND LIKE ONE, ,the blind dont get to see your foolish display so i make a joke out of it so they can enoy. the humor in your foolisness too!
I TELL JOKES ABOUT ME ASBI DO EVERYONE
AT ALL OUR EXPENSES

that awkward monent when you read yoyr post and discover you left a lettr in or out or hit yhe. wrong ltter all together

LIKE NOW IN THIS POST!

my spelling may not be the best but I am

my new moto in life
" just chuck it in the fucket bucket#

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the NICTIONARY
"What they really ment to say"
when they said...

A chick says your my best friend .
TRANSLATION-
Im going to fuck your boyfriend,

I want to steal your jewlery

I LOVE YOU TRANSLATION...

IM GONNA HURT YOU badly after i n gdameet your girl friend

Happiness is having good pets at home greeting you with notnhing but love for just you

If I were a zombie Id eat the dick and balls and (but only on sexy, clean ,irresistable bo-hunk worthy canidets)
LIKE YOUR'S

dont miss out on your 20's thats the wild carefree practice safe sex but go out and fuck'em and brag about yourself glamorus years

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peace is the,solitude i find in my home eith my hsiry babies

dave you say whatever thrills you,
on my posts so the world can read it, it matters not to me. it only reineates every thing iv thirown you out for and said about you. so keep proving me right GOOD RIDDENS

i've been a very naughty girl daddy

i want you bang me in a resturant

San Jose, United States

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i love the quiet sleepiness of a semi warm summer morning and the excited enoyable loud active warm summer night

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THE LOVE YOU NEED i cannot give for theres a man with whom I live.
And I'm sorry all your dreams went up in smoke but thats what you get for smoking coke ,you were 62and I was a mere 29 ,I truely hope my poem helps you to see the logic this time .
wrote by me in1989

enie
meany
desameany
oowaa,waa,
ameany.
xameany
solameany
oowaa, waa
Beaten Billy. Bo, Bopea
Beaten dot bush

you know that sticks and stones thing well... in other words. WHAT DO I CARE WHAT SOMEONE THROWS OUT AS SLANDER AT ME OR IF THEY CALL ME A CUNT
I KNOW WHAT. MADE OF, I KNOW WHAT MY NAME IS AND I KNOW IM A BITCH, SO SAY WHAT YOU WILL CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT ,BUT IF YOUR WRONG I JUST WONT AVKNOWLED IT

I believe myself before I believe anyone, I trust myself long before I trust anybody else

just because someone claims the moons made of swiss cheese dont make it so

those little voices may one day just maybe the only voices you can trust

once a top pin up girl
now just an aging ole woman. where did the years go

forget what you heard just allow your voices to speak freely

whatever dosnt kill you only
means you escaped deaths door.

your the reason my phone goes straight to voice mail

COMMON SENSE IS FREE JUST LIKE RESPECT.
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE OPPERTUNITY AND USE IT!

Learn to have respect for the home owner when your in thier home.
ude common sense its free!

I'll have you know I didnt cheat withyour boyfriend!
HE PAYED LIKE EVERYONE OF MY TRICKS.

your such a stud
woman fall at your cock whenever you swank it for them

IF YOU FALL ASLEEP EASILY....
DONT DO IT WHY WE'RE FUCKING!

GETTING OLDER IS THE AGES YOU WILL LEARN TO APPRICATE
THE MOST

CONSIDERING THE ALTERITIVE!!!

old is just around the corner from young

IF YOUR LUCKY ENOUGH TO LIVE TO BE OLD !

SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE
ENJOY YOUR 20s THEY CAN BE THE HIGH LITE OF YOUR LIFE

one
sun
one moon one life

some woman dont like spit dripping down the crack of thier ass 's

if i had all the money in the world id. want my boldmatic followers to spend it with me.

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if you want someone to talk to then
choose a defmute

you might not like me but you better dam well respect me espcialy in the morning

No I love vulgarity
I wright vulgarity,
I fuck vulgarity
I am valgarity !

alright enough with the vulgaritys.

Am I to tight for your fist

yes you can be my lover

together we can rule the world

i wish i were skinny again

twisted is the way i want to stay so i can be me every day

#AWSOME, #PERSPCTIVE, #IN, #THIS, #DAY, #AND, #AGE

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i work hard at doing nothing
everyday

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SEEKING PANTY SNIFFER

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COME ON AMERICA LETS VOTE A WOMAN IN TO OFFICE. ALREADY

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POWER TO THE PUSSY

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dont thank me spank me and make it quick

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lifes little ups and downs feel better when your cuming

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my lucks so bad if it were raining cocks and balls id get hit in the head with a pussy

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IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN COCKSUCKER

when i think of you i touch myself.

today i wanna scream ohhh yeah baby harder deeper i i im
cuuumming(errrch!)
WAI!T.
what the hell?
I WAS DREAMING???

when your concience is clear you are free

I BELIEVE ELVIS WAS GAY
so was RICKY NELSON

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A DOUBLE SHOT OF MY BABYS LOVE
yeah,yeah,yeah

jason stathem is a stud.

A penny for your thoughts....
OH, I WASNT EXPECTING CHANGE BACK

home is where I wanna fuck

MY KNOW takes presidence over
YOUR THINK

MAKE MINE A DOUBLE (headed)
(dildo )

WE'RE ALL HERE FOR YOU TAYTERPATCH WE WISH YOU AND YOUR BROTHER WELL IN THE. DAYS TO COME GOOD LUCK

where i cum from the men are hard and the woman dont wait around for an invitation they take the inititive and mount those studs

I'm still friends with all my ex's.

its e real nice feeling when you relize theres actually real cyber friends out there just to have friends

im just a green eyed. dick licken woman

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sometimes you feel lika a nut and in alot of cases you are, or at least claim it as such. to avoid life in prison. worse yet Exequsion

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this is the reason for the Republican Party and the
Democrat Partys choice of mascot that would represent each side : THE REPUBLICANS CHOSE THE ELEPHANT. TO SHOW THEY WERE THE STRONGER OF THE TWO APONANTS.
THE DEMOCRATS PICKED THE DONKY WITH THIS STATMENT TO THE REPUBICANS .....
WE'LL GLADLY KISS YOUR ELEPHANT IF YOU WILL KOSS OUR ASS! and there you have it!
History

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do you got a candy bar mister?

Be nice to me come over and let me suck your balls

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My butt hole itches

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if your gonna play it trust me im gonna say o
it

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If you can be it
what makes you think we cant see it

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do you know why elderly people wear sweaters?
ANSWER
-----------
THE OLDER
THE COLDER

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i gotta get a new trick my old one died

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Are you hungry?
Then eat me?

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if boldmatic were a drug id have overdosed allready

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If boldmatic were a band id be a groupy

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I know your over me .....
aaall oooveeer meee!

if you wanna commit suiside then can you at least sell some tickets

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why did the man cross the road?

ANSWER
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BECAUSE THATS WHERE HIS DICK LANDED AFTER LORAINA BOBITCHOPPED IT OFF AND THREW IT.

when you asked. me what i thought of silver and i said it looks like tarnished gold i had no idea your last name was Silver and you were proposeing.

Sit on a happy face, i cant breeeath!

if i wanted any lip off you i would pulled your head off me

gimmy a chance and ill prove me proud

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where do you send old hookers to be recycled?
Answer
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VIRGIN ISLANDS!

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reposted by siouxz

my pets arent animals thier my hairy babies

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shes not a whore!
Shes a street Vendor

wit also isnt just repeating someone elses witty quotes its not ass freezing snooty words to try and make you feel intelegent it is a form of intelegence with a dash of uniqueness,originality, marvel, its the ability to come back quickly in responce to something that was said .

Trust me when I tell you I Have an enormas amount of quick wit ! Im just posting whatever floats my boat at that given second Im having fun girlfriend you should try it you might find a friend or NOT

no but vulgarity is my favorite speach

this world would be enjoyable if only you were here again

why didGOD GIVE MEN TEETH?

All the better to eat you my dear!

that was stupid!

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why did GOD GIVE MEN A TOUNG?

IF HE'D ONLY GAVE THEM TEETH, THEY WOULDNT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO LICK THIER WOUNDS WHEN THEY GOT DUMPED,

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WHY DID GOD GIVE MEN TWO MIDDLE FINGERS ?

SO HE COULD BANG TWO WOMAN AT THE SAME TIME!

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I cant keep my hands to myself, every time I see you I have the urge to restrain you and ride you long,deep and hard

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Can I have a word with you in privet?

YOU KNOW IM HIGH MAINTENANCE NOW LICK ME!

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boldtwistermatic

thats when a mixed group of me and woman get together and end up twisted,among each other in uncomprimising positions naked and anwersering a sexually explicit question or request,or comand with out leaving thier position
the winner gets to choose the after game event

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if you dont like my post then tuff pal.

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did you know every one says this quote wrong ? they say...
you cant "HAVE"your cake and" EAT"it to
WRONG ! it gos like this....

you cant "Eat"
"your cake and 'HAVE" it to!
SEE YOU CAN HAVE IT SMD STILL. EAT IT. BUT.....

YOU CANT EAT IT AND STILL HAVE IT.

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Pissing me off isnt a safe thing to do.

Im not the person you want to screw.

For those who have known me these past few years.

The people who really know me will tell you I can be your biggest fear.

Ive tryed to ease up on my hot temper and violent ways.

But People keep on pushing me past the point of no retur so dont bother crying when its your ass you make me
burn

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to know me is to run for cover

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wanna play around with me?

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dont spell it smell it and scratch your dick later

playin me stupids like playin roulett the more you try to play me
the easier it is for me to win that bet

pin headed waste hole

what can I do except be beautiful
thats what imade of

I believe in God, Jesus and that I have a place in heaven someday

look inside peoples eyes when your really talking to who they are

COWBOY IS MY 3RD BORN GRAND DOG PLEASE LET ME WATCH HIM DAVE

that ugly feeling when a so called friend keeps your grandog away from you

i wanna see my cowboy

wouldnt
it be nice if everbody let everbody smile

#this, #makes, #me, #smile

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if actions speak louder than words then why sometimes dont actions match the words being said and visa-versa

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you
already told me now show me

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Ifind it most relaxing that i can speak to the world through boldmatic

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its nice to share with those who care to read bold matic posts that have real flair

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I MISS MY DAD AND MOM AND MY 5 SISTERS

when NO is said it means
ABSOLUTELYNOT

ABUSED CHILDREN EVENTUALLY RAISE ABUSED CHILDREN DONT BE AN
ABUSIVE PARENT.

IVE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN

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MICHEAL JACKSON DESERVES THE TRIBUTE ROBIN WILLIAMS IS GETTING .
R.I.P.
MICHAEL JACKSON HE WAS A GREAT ENTERTAINER AND HES MISSED VERY MUCH!

If you piss me off you better run because when Im mad I carry a gun.
If you do me wrong you better be gone because when Im mad Im like king kong.
If your wise you wont make me upset because when I get mad I win all bets.

a man with out a good woman is gay

your so dam un attractive even your zipper wouldnt go down on you

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YES R.I.P.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

no compition wss ever to much for me to win

your only a drag when your imposing on me

sometimes i relish my time of solitude

sometimes when the world hands you s bowl of cheerys you have to ask your self....
ARE VIRGINS ON THE ENDANGERD SPIRCIES LIST?

for those of you who thought they could and those of you who thought they would.
this is for all the others to tell you when they did
they were good.

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if a blonde and a brunette jumped off a high cliff at the same time who would hit the bottom first?
ANSWER
-------------
THE BRUNETTE
THE BLONDE WOULD FLOAT .

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i keep my head above the clouds and my feet just follow

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who needs Dope when I have you?

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i want to fly so high along side all my friends

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what the difference between the way a brunett perceves a question and tbe way a blond dos?
ANSWER
------------ (Brunett--?
(Blond-'¿

ive loved ive lived ive laughed and i lost
THATS WHEN I KNEW I WAS WILLING TO TO IT ALL OVER AGAIN

to know me is to be very leary of pissing me off

reposted by TopNotch

Rest your weary bones, shut your eyes and try to get some sleep.

Drifting ever so slowly into trainquil yet fantastical dreams.

Unleash your imgagintion to worlds of wonder where nothing is as it seems.

Enchantment envelops your curiousity with magnificent sights and sounds .

Spectacular colors of the rainbow falling like rain drops onto a golden gound while you sleptso safe and sound,

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if you tooke a poverty stricken man an old mule and a sex offender, combind them all together what would you end up with ?
ANSWER
-----------
A POOR OLD PERVERTED JACK ASS!

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you know old people celebrate thier birthday?
they go to bed earlier .

Cats can be very independant. and for some men that are cat owners thst can never get a woman that can be a very sad thing because. given these two facts. that poor man appearanly never gets to touch any pussy.

CAN YOU FEEL ME?
like "now"

I bet that who ever decided to refer to men as Mr. just got Dumped by his woman
hence:Mr.
.( Missed her)

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Say' DO YOU KNOW TINA?
shes real white , a bit transparent but boy dos she melt when you get her hot