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BANG WITH OLUFSEN

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I'm always frank with my sexual partners.
Dont want them knowing my real name.

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$Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!$

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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it's wide use 3, make sure it's wet and rub it up and down... yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long."

Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Nevermind, you won't get it."

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You wanna play, you wanna stay, you wanna have it all
You started messing with my head until I hit a wall
Maybe I shoulda known,
That you would walk, you would walk out the door