apriljeff's Posts

Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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They say that beauty is on the inside, but I've seen enough crime scenes to know that's not true.

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Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone's throat.

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Right now, somebody is hard at work in a factory, shoving chocolate eggs up a bunny's ass, for you.

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Sometimes I think I'm sad but then it turns out I'm just eating salad.

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