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Porn is so unrealistic. I just took a shower with my boyfriend and all he did was stand in the corner shivering for 20 minutes while he handed me a bunch of shampoos.

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I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me...

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if we we're all born with warning labels, what would yours say.

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I don't do drugs or drink.

At my age, I get the same effect just standing up too fast.

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Don't regret growing older.

It's a privilege denied to many.

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If Roses Grow in Heaven, Lord Pick A Bunch For Me. Put Them in My Loved Ones Hands And Tell Them They're From Me. .

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