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Even old dogs can learn new tricks.

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Trying to understand the behaviour of some people is like trying to smell the colour 9.

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If you've had sex with less than 12 people, people that have had sex with you belong to a more exclusive club than those who have walked on the moon.

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Remember
when people argued that a woman couldn't be President because of unpredictable mood swings...

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got fired from fashion police for saying everyone looks nice

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Two corners of one mouth curling up and reaching for the eyes. When they make it, you've made it.

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