aikspot's Posts

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

We are living in the age of global warming and human coldness.

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just saw a guy at starbucks.
no iphone, no tablet, no laptop.

he just sat there drinking coffee.

fucking psychopath.

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A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks,
" some asshole has my pen "...

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Hey, what's the Wi-Fi password?

Idiot, we're at a funeral!

All in one Word?

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If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

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It's not that diabetes,
heart disease and obesity
runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your
family.

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in the dark,
nobody can see you scream

A first kiss can give you one hell of a stomach ache.

Makes all the butterlfies run around like crazy.

#firstkiss

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orange you bold?

It's Monday..
don't forget to be awesome •

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I like those guests who ask me: 'Do you have a toilet?'

No, no, I shit in the corridor!

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NOPE I CANT GO TO HELL !!

SATAN HAS A RESTRAINING
ORDER AGAINST ME 8-)

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Always give a lazy person a difficult task... He'll find an easy way to do it.

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Don't wish for it.

Work for it.

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you're not a better designer just because you're better in photoshop

The creative adult is the child who survived.

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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Don't be ashamed of who you are.

That's your parents job.

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for halloween this year we should all just dress up as who we really are

nobody would recognize anyone

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The blurred picture around the smartphone is called life.

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

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Sun goes down earlier for short people.

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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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I regret some of the things I said last night......

I came up with way better insults this morning

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