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Kid: how can we tell how old a dinosaur is?
Me: it's super old when it lost its verginity in a drive-in cinema. most dinosaurs don't want to talk about it though. that's why we check for tracks of popcorn](https://cdn.boldomatic.com/content/post/ryN3BA/First-day-as-a-museum-tour-guide-Kid-how-can-we-t?size=800)
[First day as a museum tour guide]
Kid: how can we tell how old a dinosaur is?
Me: it's super old when it lost its verginity in a drive-in cinema. most dinosaurs don't want to talk about it though. that's why we check for tracks of popcorn 
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