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Kant: “It is your duty to have a Merry Christmas.”
Marx: “Christmas is a bourgeoisie conspiracy to oppress the proletariat.”
Smith: “The invisible hand will determine if Christmas is Merry.”
Descartes: “I think it's Christmas therefore I am Merry.”
Socrates: “Christmas? What's that? I know nothing.”