If water was vodka and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never get up. But water's not vodka and I'm not a duck, so pass my the bottle and shut the fuck up.

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If water was vodka and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never get up. But water's not vodka and I'm not a duck, so pass my the bottle and shut the fuck up.

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