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I was at the park and some kids were playing soccer. Their ball rolled over to me and a salty 11 year-old boldy declared,"That's my ball. Give it to me." 

Kid was lucky I didn't have my multi-tool on me or else he would have gotten a shredded ball back! Little shit! I was at the park and some kids were playing soccer. Their ball rolled over to me and a salty 11 year-old boldy declared,"That's my ball. Give it to me." Kid was lucky I didn't have my multi-tool on me or else he would have gotten a shredded ball back! Little shit!
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