once upon a time in a meadow lived a birch tree n a beech tree. one day a seedling sprouted up between them n as it was growing, the 2 trees often argued if it was a son-of-a-birch or a son-of-a-beech. so they asked the woodpecker (cos he knows his wood) to fly down n take a sampling of the lil sapling n come back n tell them who was right. so the bird flew down n pecked the lil tree, then flew up n said "it is NEITHER a son-of-a-birch NOR a son-of-a-beech, but it is THE FINEST piece of young ash i ever put my pecker in!" 
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