Some of the strange folk in Staines have heard heard a whisper of someone unusual lurking in the area.
Some folk, say he's black, some folk say he's white. All agree he can be a little bit dirty. He's tough, friendly and nice to be around. He lives down by the river.
BUT he remains silent, making very little effort to socialise in the public domain.
So I say... who ARE you? Where are you? Someone must know!! Expose yourself!
I say SHOW yourself! White Noise Jim!! 
at 1504947999000
