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gf: If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi. 

me: So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits? gf: If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi. me: So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
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