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I cancelled my appointment at the Cemetery. The guy had to call me back. When he called I asked why I had to see him? He thought I might want to plan my own funeral. I informed him that is why I have life insurance. He replied that I might want to take the burden off my family. I informed him I was broke. I also told him when my Dad worked there he did a better job.
I told him I had people to plan my funeral. That I never want to walk into his office again. He asked if he could call me back this Summer. Like I am going to change my mind. I said yes. I liked screwing around with his mind.