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I went out to, first clean my dog's poop, and then, to cut the grass.
Unfortunately, the grass was sooooo tall, I couldn't even see the poop.
I then proceeded to cut the grass.
That wasn't going to happen, the grass was much to tall.
Then, I proceeded to find the weed wacker, couldn't find the cord.
Finally, I got the hedge trimmer, yup, the hedge trimmer, and I proceeded to cut my grass. Now that something you don't see everyday.
Man, do I wish I was making this shit up.