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Me- Hello?
Phone person- Hi this is Amy.
Me- Are you a real?
Amy- (chuckles) Yes. There have been break in in your area. Are you worried.
Me- Hell yes!
Amy- (no response) Are you afraid these people could be coming for you?
Me- Of course I am. The next thing you know the Canadians will invade! I knew you weren't real. Everyone laughs at that