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mum: what are you doing?

me: doing some shopping in your pantry.

mum: tell keith to take you shopping.

me: mother, it's easier to come to your house. and besides it's free!

mum: ugh, asshole. mum: what are you doing? me: doing some shopping in your pantry. mum: tell keith to take you shopping. me: mother, it's easier to come to your house. and besides it's free! mum: ugh, asshole.
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