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HANDING OVER MY I.D. AT THE POST OFFICE, THE CLERK BLURTS OUT,
"YOU'VE WORN A BIT SINCE THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN"
"YOU'RE DEAD RIGHT LOVE!" I REPLIED.
" I HAD I TTAKEN JUST BEFORE I JOINED YOUR FEKN QUEUE"